Good Dog Greg

sees cat bring dead bird to door eats it before you know its there

sees cat bring dead bird to door eats it before you know its there  Good Dog Greg

when in doubt fap it out

when in doubt fap it out  Good Dog Greg

Pees on rug Pulls rug outside. Looks like snow-melt.

Pees on rug Pulls rug outside.
Looks like snow-melt.  Good Dog Greg

OTHER DOG STARTS SHIT WITH HIM KEEPS WALKING

OTHER DOG STARTS SHIT WITH HIM  KEEPS WALKING  Good Dog Greg

Lays a massive fart licks it out of the air before anyone can smell it.

Lays a massive fart licks it out of the air before anyone can smell it.  Good Dog Greg

Goes for a walk Doesn't poop

Goes for a walk Doesn't poop  Good Dog Greg

Ignores white people barks at black people

Ignores white people barks at black people  Good Dog Greg

smells your rancid crotch in front of cute girl immediately begins smelling your lower extremities so suspicion is not aroused

smells your rancid crotch in front of cute girl immediately begins smelling your lower extremities so suspicion is not aroused  Good Dog Greg

Realizes he will live his entire life inside this house only to go outside while tethered to a human, must beg for treats, and live without the testicles he was born with... Makes peace with this, still happier than you.

Realizes he will live his entire life inside this house only to go outside while tethered to a human, must beg for treats, and live without the testicles he was born with... Makes peace with this, still happier than you.  Good Dog Greg

I will eat my own poop So you won't have to clean it.

I will eat my own poop So you won't have to clean it.  Good Dog Greg
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