Realizes he will live his entire life inside this house only to go outside while tethered to a human, must beg for treats, and live without the testicles he was born with... Makes peace with this, still happier than you.

Realizes he will live his entire life inside this house only to go outside while tethered to a human, must beg for treats, and live without the testicles he was born with... Makes peace with this, still happier than you. - Realizes he will live his entire life inside this house only to go outside while tethered to a human, must beg for treats, and live without the testicles he was born with... Makes peace with this, still happier than you.  Good Dog Greg

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Has to vomit taps door to be let outisde

Has to vomit taps door to be let outisde

gets blamed for everyone's farts loves them anyway

gets blamed for everyone's farts loves them anyway

presents belly to be rubbed doesn't destroy your hand when you try

presents belly to be rubbed doesn't destroy your hand when you try

dad's mistress leaves her panties behind eats them so mom doesn't find them

dad's mistress leaves her panties behind eats them so mom doesn't find them

You forget to let him out because it was storming that morning before work Holds it all day

You forget to let him out because it was storming that morning before work Holds it all day

Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet

Has to throw up Goes to the hardwood floor and not the carpet

has free run of the entire dog park goes straight to the prettiest girl there

has free run of the entire dog park goes straight to the prettiest girl there

good dog greg memes arn't funny

good dog greg memes arn't funny

pukes on the carpet Eats it before you can get a paper towel

pukes on the carpet Eats it before you can get a paper towel

Human farts Willingly takes the blame

Human farts Willingly takes the blame
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