Fabulous Divorced Guy

I was married by a judge should have asked for a jury

I was married by a judge should have asked for a jury  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I'm not scared of getting remarried the time right after my first divorce is worth repeating

I'm not scared of getting remarried  the time right after my first divorce is worth repeating  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I'm getting divorced but here's to your good health

I'm getting divorced but here's to your good health  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I've had bad luck with both my wives the first one left me and the second one didn't

I've had bad luck with both my wives the first one left me and the second one didn't  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I had a wife once Then I discovered the wonders of being single

I had a wife once Then I discovered the wonders of being single  Fabulous Divorced Guy

There are three rings involved with marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering

There are three rings involved with marriage: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering  Fabulous Divorced Guy

gets divorced TAKES HALF OF THE WIFE'S MONEY

gets divorced TAKES HALF OF THE WIFE'S MONEY  Fabulous Divorced Guy

She got the house, car, and kids. I kept my sanity and this lava lamp overall win

She got the house, car, and kids. I kept my sanity and this lava lamp overall win  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Wife got half his assets kept all his karma points

Wife got half his assets kept all his karma points  Fabulous Divorced Guy

people ask how short i am since my last divorce about $500,000 short

people ask how short i am since my last divorce
 about $500,000 short  Fabulous Divorced Guy
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