Fabulous Divorced Guy

Had 100 problems Down to 99

Had 100 problems Down to 99  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I'll take a marriage on the rocks With a champagne straight up

I'll take a marriage on the rocks With a champagne straight up  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I'm afraid I've been dumped into a sea of ladies

I'm afraid I've been dumped into a sea of ladies  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I don't always get divorced but when I do I look fabulous!

I don't always get divorced  but when I do I look fabulous!  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence A life sentence

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence A life sentence  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Life may be shaken But I'll not be stirred

Life may be shaken But I'll not be stirred  Fabulous Divorced Guy

I'm no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one

I'm no gynecologist but i know a cunt when i see one  Fabulous Divorced Guy

She got the house and both cars. I got the TV and the xbox so I'm good.

She got the house and both cars. I got the TV and the xbox so I'm good.  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Marriage is a commitment and an institution... You know what happens when you're committed to an Institution?

Marriage is a commitment and an institution... You know what happens when you're committed to an Institution?  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Marriage is the only war which you sleep with the enemy

Marriage is the only war   which you sleep with the enemy  Fabulous Divorced Guy
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