Fabulous Divorced Guy

Left by my wife, Forgotten by reddit And still staying classy

Left by my wife, Forgotten by reddit And still staying classy  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Had 100 problems Down to 0

Had 100 problems Down to   0  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Ridiculously photogenic guy Meets true story guy

Ridiculously photogenic guy Meets true story guy  Fabulous Divorced Guy

gets divorced Finally takes out lava lamp

gets divorced Finally takes out lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Rebuilding the man-cave One lava lamp at a time

Rebuilding the man-cave One lava lamp at a time  Fabulous Divorced Guy

she wanted to see other people I wanted other people to see me

she wanted to see other people I wanted other people to see me  Fabulous Divorced Guy

now i have to beat off other girls with a stick

now i have to beat off other girls with a stick  Fabulous Divorced Guy

Gets divorced Turns himself into a meme so you never forget his face

Gets divorced Turns himself into a meme so you never forget his face  Fabulous Divorced Guy

"I Will" is the shortest sentence in the english language... "I Do" is the longest

I don't always get divorced but when I do it's because I still own a lava lamp

I don't always get divorced  but when I do it's because I still own a lava lamp  Fabulous Divorced Guy
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