Exercise Guru

Business casual day? Uuhhh...

Business casual day? Uuhhh...  Exercise Guru

No longer will I be a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man

No longer will I be a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man  Exercise Guru

I run on the treadmill everyday until it gets tired

I run on the treadmill everyday until it gets tired
  Exercise Guru

These dumbbells When I'm done with them, your soul is next. . .

These dumbbells When I'm done with them, your soul is next. . .  Exercise Guru

Credit Card? You got it.

Credit Card? You got it.  Exercise Guru

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” … and I’ll whisper “no.”

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” … and I’ll whisper “no.” 
  Exercise Guru

Slappin' ya! Slappin' ya! Cuz ur disrespectin' me!

Slappin' ya!
Slappin' ya! Cuz ur disrespectin' me!  Exercise Guru
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