Evil Toddler

I'll pretend I fell asleep just as we pull into the driveway So I can get carried in to bed

I'll pretend I fell asleep just as we pull into the driveway So I can get carried in to bed  Evil Toddler

I know how to use a toilet i just wanna shit myself

I know how to use a toilet i just wanna shit myself   Evil Toddler

I'll shit Right when everyone starts eating

I'll shit Right when everyone starts eating  Evil Toddler

If he shares his drink We'll fill it with floaties!

If he shares his drink We'll fill it with floaties!  Evil Toddler

Actually sir.. 2 din ki chutti chahiye thi........

Actually sir.. 2 din ki chutti chahiye thi........  Evil Toddler

I'll break this new toy and get a newer toy

I'll break this new toy and get a newer toy  Evil Toddler

parents still think im sleeping in the car seat 3 2 1 explosive diarrhea and temper tantrum

parents still think im sleeping in the car seat 3 2 1 explosive diarrhea and temper tantrum  Evil Toddler

when you... catch her wearing a swirlkous.

when you... catch her wearing a swirlkous.  Evil Toddler

I made your vagina huge Daddy will never love you now!!

I made your vagina huge Daddy will never love you now!!  Evil Toddler

I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water

I WILL WAIT 5 minutes after you put me to bed to scream for a glass of water  Evil Toddler
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