Dwight

you need to be covered tattoos and boobs sticking out to be cute False. everyone can be cute in their own way...also, don't be a whore.

you need to be covered tattoos and boobs sticking out to be cute False.
everyone can be cute in their own way...also, don't be a whore.  Dwight

FALSE. You need a crafting table.

FALSE. You need a crafting table.  Dwight

Fact: I sleep in the nude. Fact: I bundle up since I refuse to turn on the heat. It's Florida. Opinion: When I sprang out of bed today, it must've looked like some giant, white baby being born from a blanket vagina. False. You are a grown man and blankets

Fact: I sleep in the nude. Fact: I bundle up since I refuse to turn on the heat. It's Florida. Opinion: When I sprang out of bed today, it must've looked like some giant, white baby being born from a blanket vagina. False. You are a grown man and blankets  Dwight

a parking permit will give you a close place to park False. You will have to park in a dirt lot far far away

a parking permit will give you a close place to park False. You will have to park in a dirt lot far far away  Dwight

FALSE. A high school team could not win the ACC. This is because the ACC only allows college teams into the conference.

FALSE. A high school team could not win the ACC. This is because the ACC only allows college teams into the conference.  Dwight

I actually hate romance and sentiment false. its a haiku

I actually hate romance and sentiment false. its a haiku  Dwight

They only move when you blink False. Stare at one and you'll see the others moving.

They only move when you blink False. 
Stare at one and you'll see the others moving.  Dwight

Hakuna Matata - it means no worries False. it's a Swahili phrase that can be translated literally as "There are no worries." Its meaning is similar to the American English phrase "no problem"

Hakuna Matata - it means no worries False. 
it's a Swahili phrase that can be translated literally as

This sun is hot? False. Rigel is 3.6 times hotter than the sun and visible in the Orion constellation.

This sun is hot? False. Rigel is 3.6 times hotter than the sun and visible in the Orion constellation.  Dwight

false bears are the most dangerous game to hunt

false bears are the most dangerous game to hunt  Dwight
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