Fact: I sleep in the nude. Fact: I bundle up since I refuse to turn on the heat. It's Florida. Opinion: When I sprang out of bed today, it must've looked like some giant, white baby being born from a blanket vagina. False. You are a grown man and blankets

Fact: I sleep in the nude. Fact: I bundle up since I refuse to turn on the heat. It's Florida. Opinion: When I sprang out of bed today, it must've looked like some giant, white baby being born from a blanket vagina. False. You are a grown man and blankets - Fact: I sleep in the nude. Fact: I bundle up since I refuse to turn on the heat. It's Florida. Opinion: When I sprang out of bed today, it must've looked like some giant, white baby being born from a blanket vagina. False. You are a grown man and blankets  Dwight

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Life is short? False. Living is the longest thing you will ever do.

Life is short? False. 
Living is the longest thing you will ever do.

nothing rhymes with orange? False. nothing and orange do not rhyme.

nothing rhymes with orange? False.
nothing and orange do not rhyme.

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.

False it snowed in january

False it snowed in january

Choose Two: enough sleep, grades, or social Life? False. Choose One.

Choose Two: enough sleep, grades, or social Life? False.
Choose One.

'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger' False. Aids.

'whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger' False.
Aids.

you didn't post the same link twice the urls are different

you didn't post the same link twice the urls are different

False! pi's first 7 digits are 3.141592, which means the only pi day that ever existed was 3/14/1592

False! pi's first 7 digits are 3.141592, which means the only pi day that ever existed was 3/14/1592

You atheists think you know everything. False. We are the ones still working on our description of how the universe began

You atheists think you know everything. False. We are the ones still working on our description of how the universe began

false. i do not talk to my mother about memes nor did she email this to me today.

false. i do not talk to my mother about memes nor did she email this to me today.
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