Crippling Alcoholic

make plans to Take it slower tonight End up drinking more than usual

make plans to Take it slower tonight End up drinking more than usual  Crippling Alcoholic

Works in the morning Wakes up wearing suit and sunglasses at 4 pm

Works in the 
morning Wakes up wearing suit and sunglasses at 4 pm
  Crippling Alcoholic

falls out of hammock doesn't matter, got drunk

falls out of hammock doesn't matter, got drunk  Crippling Alcoholic

Rent, booze, food. Pick two. Gotta have a place to keep my booze!

Rent, booze, food. Pick two. Gotta have a place to keep my booze!  Crippling Alcoholic

Getting drunk on a tuesday? HELL FUCKING YES!

Getting drunk on a tuesday? HELL FUCKING YES!  Crippling Alcoholic

I DRINK SO MUCH MY BLOOD IS RED WINE

I DRINK SO MUCH MY BLOOD 
IS RED WINE  Crippling Alcoholic

LIVER?!? I BARELY KNOW HER!

LIVER?!? I BARELY KNOW HER!  Crippling Alcoholic

JUDGE HOW LATE YOU SLEPT IN BY HOW DRUNK YOU STILL ARE

JUDGE HOW LATE YOU SLEPT IN BY HOW DRUNK YOU STILL ARE  Crippling Alcoholic

Friends Want to have intervention ok, but you guys are buying the drinks

Friends Want to have intervention ok, but you guys are buying the drinks  Crippling Alcoholic

takes a shot two seconds later, there's a cheers on chat. takes another shot

takes a shot two seconds later, there's a cheers on chat.  takes another shot  Crippling Alcoholic
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