falls out of hammock doesn't matter, got drunk

falls out of hammock doesn't matter, got drunk - falls out of hammock doesn't matter, got drunk  Crippling Alcoholic

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MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I SAID I'M AN ALCOHOLIC, BITCH!

MY CO-WORKER TOLD ME
I SMELL LIKE BOOZE I SAID I'M AN
ALCOHOLIC, BITCH!

Hungry? Why Not Beer?

Hungry? Why Not Beer?

Hey r/drunk, we pregame HARDER THAN YOU PARTY

Hey r/drunk, we pregame HARDER THAN YOU PARTY

Eats only once every other day big gut

Eats only once every other day big gut

important day tomorrow stays on chat all night drinking

important day tomorrow stays on chat all night drinking

I WAS BORN 29 YEARS AGO AND IVE BEEN DRUNK FOR 28.99 OF THEM

I WAS BORN 29
YEARS AGO AND IVE BEEN DRUNK FOR 28.99 OF THEM

Booze makes you feel the way you ought to feel without booze

Booze makes you feel the way you ought to feel without booze

Takes broke roommate out for "a couple of drinks" Spends $250 in two days at the bar.

Takes broke roommate out for

Only enough money for food or booze... Fuck, I'm drunk.

Only enough money for food or booze... Fuck, I'm drunk.

want to discuss Fine literature? poop talk

want to discuss Fine literature? poop talk
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