Condescending Wonka

You play the uke while walking around everywhere you go? Please, tell me how much of a talented musician you are.

You play the uke while walking around everywhere you go?
 Please, tell me how much of a talented musician you are.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you barrow horses just so you can win? your so cool

Oh, so you barrow horses just so you can win? your so cool  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're bragging about how your team just whooped the other team's ass? I'm sure your three kills and 25 deaths were such a contribution to your victory

Oh, you're bragging about how your team just whooped the other team's ass? I'm sure your three kills and 25 deaths were such a contribution to your victory  Condescending Wonka

Oh, it's 90+ degrees and your status is "Milk was a bad choice"? Please continue to make more hilarious jokes.

Oh, it's 90+ degrees and your status is

oh, you're gloating about the heat winning the finals? Please, tell me more about your personal role in their victory.

oh, you're gloating about the heat winning the finals?
 Please, tell me more about your personal role in their victory.  Condescending Wonka

So, you were asked to be a featured extra on set today? I bet all that face time will look great on your reel

So, you were asked to be a featured extra on set today? I bet all that face time will look great on your reel  Condescending Wonka

Oh, so you hacked the server tell me more about why this means we should unban you?

Oh, so you hacked the server tell me more about why this means we should unban you?  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you're wearing beats by dr. dre? tell me more about how nickie minaj sounds so awesome on this

Oh, you're wearing beats by dr. dre? tell me more about how nickie minaj sounds so awesome on this  Condescending Wonka

Oh you went to europe how was facebook?

Oh you went to europe how was facebook?  Condescending Wonka

Oh your phone has a better camera than the Curiosity? Tell me all bout how that got you to Mars

Oh your phone has a better camera than the Curiosity? Tell me all bout how that got you to Mars  Condescending Wonka
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