Competitive Cyclist

Shave legs obsessively grow beard

Shave legs obsessively grow beard  Competitive Cyclist

Wants to ride just like Lance Armstrong Has the track marks to prove it

Wants to ride just like Lance Armstrong Has the track marks to prove it  Competitive Cyclist

Nip you at the line Never took a pull

Nip you at the line Never took a pull  Competitive Cyclist

30LBS Overweight? I'm a sprinter

30LBS Overweight? I'm a sprinter  Competitive Cyclist

Own gorgeous gear and a 15lb bike Can't hold a line

Own gorgeous gear and a 15lb bike Can't hold a line  Competitive Cyclist

Bought new zipp wheels Misses clip in

Bought new zipp wheels Misses clip in  Competitive Cyclist

Win every cat 5 race Never upgrade

Win every cat 5 race Never upgrade  Competitive Cyclist

Colnago, Super record, boras 14mph average

Colnago, Super record, boras 14mph average  Competitive Cyclist

Spend $4000 on light bike Need to lose 30lbs

Spend $4000 on light bike Need to lose 30lbs  Competitive Cyclist

Tells you how to ride. Doesn't realize you're a pro.

Tells you how to ride. Doesn't realize you're a pro.  Competitive Cyclist
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