Balance Bracelet

THE BALANCE BRACELET HAS A HOLOGRAM, JUST LIKE YOUR DEBIT CARD ALSO JUST LIKE YOUR DEBIT CARD, IT GIVES YOU NO MORE BALANCE THAN WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE

THE BALANCE BRACELET HAS A HOLOGRAM, JUST LIKE YOUR DEBIT CARD ALSO JUST LIKE YOUR DEBIT CARD, IT GIVES YOU NO MORE BALANCE THAN WHAT YOU ALREADY HAVE  Balance Bracelet

IT HAS HOLOGRAMS, ALLEGEDLY EMITS NEGATIVE IONS AND IS INSPIRED BY EASTERN PHILOSOPHIES SOUNDS LIKE THE PLOT OF A TYPICAL STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE

IT HAS HOLOGRAMS, ALLEGEDLY EMITS NEGATIVE IONS AND IS INSPIRED BY EASTERN PHILOSOPHIES SOUNDS LIKE THE PLOT OF A TYPICAL STEVEN SEAGAL MOVIE  Balance Bracelet

CHANNELING ENERGIES THROUGH A CAREFULLY SCULPTED CRYSTAL CAUSES IT TO OSCILLATE IN A REGULAR FREQUENCY, WHICH THEN CAUSES THE CONNECTED SCREEN TO EMIT PHOTONS OH WAIT, THAT WOULD JUST BE A CHEAP DIGITAL WATCH, NEVER MIND

CHANNELING ENERGIES THROUGH A CAREFULLY SCULPTED CRYSTAL CAUSES IT TO OSCILLATE IN A REGULAR FREQUENCY, WHICH THEN CAUSES THE CONNECTED SCREEN TO EMIT PHOTONS  OH WAIT, THAT WOULD JUST BE A CHEAP DIGITAL WATCH, NEVER MIND  Balance Bracelet

IMPROVES BALANCE BY REDUCING THE WEIGHT IMBALANCE BETWEEN YOUR WALLET POCKET AND YOUR EMPTY POCKET

IMPROVES BALANCE BY REDUCING THE WEIGHT IMBALANCE BETWEEN YOUR WALLET POCKET AND YOUR EMPTY POCKET  Balance Bracelet

QUANTUM NEGATIVE ION ENERGY FREQUENCY POWER BALANCE SOUNDS LIKE THE INDEX OF A FRESHMAN YEAR PHYSICS TEXTBOOK

QUANTUM NEGATIVE ION ENERGY FREQUENCY POWER BALANCE SOUNDS LIKE THE INDEX OF A FRESHMAN YEAR PHYSICS TEXTBOOK  Balance Bracelet

SERVES A VERY SCIENTIFIC PURPOSE LITMUS TEST FOR LOW IQ

SERVES A VERY SCIENTIFIC PURPOSE LITMUS TEST FOR LOW IQ  Balance Bracelet

COSTS ABOUT 3 CENTS TO MAKE, SELLS FOR 30 DOLLARS 99,900% SURCHARGE ON STUPIDITY

COSTS ABOUT 3 CENTS TO MAKE, SELLS FOR 30 DOLLARS 99,900% SURCHARGE ON STUPIDITY  Balance Bracelet

VERY POPULAR WITH THE UNBALANCED THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED

VERY POPULAR WITH THE UNBALANCED THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED  Balance Bracelet

IMPROVES BALANCE BY REDUCİNG THE WEIGHT IMBALANCE BETWEEN YOUR WALLET POCKET AND YOUR EMPTY POCKET

IMPROVES BALANCE BY REDUCİNG THE WEIGHT IMBALANCE BETWEEN YOUR WALLET POCKET AND YOUR EMPTY POCKET  Balance Bracelet

IMPROVES BALANCE ASSUMING ONE OF YOUR ARMS IS APPROXIMATELY 10 GRAMS HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER

IMPROVES BALANCE ASSUMING ONE OF YOUR ARMS IS APPROXIMATELY 10 GRAMS HEAVIER THAN THE OTHER  Balance Bracelet
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