Andy Rooney

You ever notice that when a Christian kills someone in the name of jesus, they are considered crazy... But when a Muslim kills someone in the name of Allah, the entire religion is condemned?

You ever notice that when a Christian kills someone in the name of jesus, they are considered crazy... But when a Muslim kills someone in the name of Allah, the entire religion is condemned?   Andy Rooney

You ever notice that when the Penguins are winning that Mike Milbury is a little depressed?

You ever notice that when the Penguins are winning that Mike Milbury is a little depressed?   Andy Rooney

You Known What I Really Hate? When People Post Song Lyrics on Facebook

You Known What I Really Hate? When People Post Song Lyrics on Facebook  Andy Rooney

I hate birds!

 I hate birds!  Andy Rooney

Cus fuck new shit!! I like old things!!

Cus fuck new shit!! I like old things!!  Andy Rooney

You know what I like to do? Read only the first line of the successful black man meme.

You know what I like to do? Read only the first line of the successful black man meme.   Andy Rooney

The thing I don't get about heaven... Why'd I have to wait all this time to get there. I mean, even after I died, we had to wait in line. With everything on earth gone digital, shouldn't there be some kind of system? Also, where's the jello? I want Jello.

The thing I don't get about heaven... Why'd I have to wait all this time to get there. I mean, even after I died, we had to wait in line. With everything on earth gone digital, shouldn't there be some kind of system? Also, where's the jello? I want Jello.  Andy Rooney
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