Advice Ron Swanson

I'm a Simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. -Ron Swanson

I'm a Simple man I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.
-Ron Swanson  Advice Ron Swanson

Librarians? Book-peddling, cum-belching street whores.

Librarians? Book-peddling, cum-belching street whores.  Advice Ron Swanson

people are idiots

people are idiots  Advice Ron Swanson

skim milk avoid it

skim milk avoid it  Advice Ron Swanson

The Whole thing is a scam. birthdays were invented by hallmark to sell cards.

The Whole thing is a scam. birthdays were invented by hallmark to sell cards.  Advice Ron Swanson

fish meat is practically a vegetable

fish meat is practically a vegetable  Advice Ron Swanson

child labor laws are ruining this country

child labor laws are ruining this country  Advice Ron Swanson

Cursing: There is only one bad word, Taxes. Any other word that is good enough for sailors is good enough for you.

Cursing: There is only one bad word, Taxes. Any other word that is good enough for sailors is good enough for you.  Advice Ron Swanson

clear alcohols are for rich women on diets

clear alcohols are for rich women on diets  Advice Ron Swanson

My only official recommendations are US Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two inch style oscillating knife blade

My only official recommendations are US Army issued mustache trimmers, Morton's Salt, and the C.R. Lawrence fine two inch style oscillating knife blade  Advice Ron Swanson
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