Advice Ron Swanson

I don't know the amount of money I have I only know how many pounds of money I have

I don't know the amount of money I have I only know how many pounds of money I have  Advice Ron Swanson

Im a simple man I see boobs I upvote

Im a simple man I see boobs I upvote  Advice Ron Swanson

Hates Cats Still loved by reddit

Hates Cats Still loved by reddit  Advice Ron Swanson

Never half ass two things Whole ass one thing

Never half ass two things Whole ass one thing  Advice Ron Swanson

There's only one thing I hate more than lying Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk

There's only one thing I hate more than lying Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk  Advice Ron Swanson

clear alcohol is for rich women on diets

clear alcohol is for rich women on diets  Advice Ron Swanson

That’s decoy gold. You think I’d leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground where anyone could find it? You don't know me at all

That’s decoy gold. You think I’d leave my gold in a locked safe buried underground where anyone could find it? You don't know me at all  Advice Ron Swanson

There's a hot spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing.

There's a hot spinning cone of meat in that Greek restaurant next door. 
I don't know what it is, but I'd like to eat the whole thing.  Advice Ron Swanson

First of all, Income tax is ILLEGAL!

First of all, Income tax is ILLEGAL!  Advice Ron Swanson

Never half ass two things Whole ass one thing

Never half ass two things Whole ass one thing  Advice Ron Swanson
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