will ferrell

That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy And then headbutt the mirror...

That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy And then headbutt the mirror...  will ferrell

Women think pregnancy is hard... They should try peeing with a boner

Women think pregnancy is hard... They should try peeing with a boner  will ferrell

people tell me i need to project positive energy... how about i project the positive energy of my fist into your face.

people tell me i need to project positive energy... how about i project the positive energy of my fist into your face.  will ferrell

LeBron James better than Michael Jordan?? Shitttt he's not even better than Danny Green!

LeBron James better than Michael Jordan?? Shitttt he's not even better than Danny Green!   will ferrell

You put $4,000 rims for your 1999 Honda Civic? That's like your grandma getting a boob job

You put $4,000 rims for your 1999 Honda Civic? That's like your grandma getting a boob job   will ferrell

Getting married at 22? sounds alot like leaving a party at 9:30pm

Getting married at 22? sounds alot like leaving a party at 9:30pm  will ferrell

Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later

Wanna go on an ate with me? 

 I'll give you the D later   will ferrell

I am going to Improper fraction that pussy

I am going to  Improper fraction that pussy   will ferrell

Studying is just a combination of The words "student" and "dying"

Studying is just a combination of The words

My parents called me a Liar so I looked them in the eye and said "Santa, Easter bunny, Tooth Fairy" And walked away like a boss

My parents called me a Liar so I looked them in the eye and said
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