will ferrell

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door

Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their door  will ferrell

She needed help fixing a flat tire. I needed a lamp shade made from the skin of a woman...

She needed help fixing a flat tire. I needed a lamp shade made from the skin of a woman...  will ferrell

The only "b" word a woman should be called is Beautiful... bitches love being called beautiful

The only

What's the biggest moving musle in a womens body My cock!

What's the biggest moving musle in a womens body  My cock! 

  will ferrell

I am not a huge fan of fighting but i love the make up sex That's why i hate arguing with my dad

I am not a huge fan of fighting but i love the make up sex That's why i hate arguing with my dad  will ferrell

Hoes favorite excuse is "i was young & dumb" no, bitch you were just a hoe "hot n ready" like little caesars pizza

Hoes favorite excuse is

My girlfriend can only have 3 male friends. The father, the son and the Holy Spirit. I don't play that best friend shit.

My girlfriend can only have 3 male friends. The father, the son and the Holy Spirit. I don't play that best friend shit.  will ferrell

They asked what's for diner! I said Cake and Cock and we're all out of Cake!!!

They asked what's for diner! I said Cake and Cock and we're all out of Cake!!!  will ferrell

Do not expect a bless you after the fifth sneeze get that shit under control

Do not expect a 
bless you after the fifth sneeze get that shit under control  will ferrell

SWAG

SWAG   will ferrell
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