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I don't play The Knockout Game...

I DON'T PLAY THE KNOCKOUT GAME... BUT WHEN I SEE SOMEONE PLAYING, I DRAW MY GUN AND OPEN FIRE ON ANY OF THE DOUCHEBAGS STANDING AROUND LAUGHING AT THE POOR VICTIM. Confession Bear
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Born in The U.S.A....?

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BEING BORN IN AMERICA, YOU MUST PAY YOUR GOVERNMENT FOR BEING ALIVE (ALA OBAMA CARE)?? WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT WILLOMINA?!!?!? Skeptical Third World Kid
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Stop and Frisk...

HASN'T BEEN TO NYC (OR NY STATE FOR THAT MATTER) SINCE 2011 BECAUSE OF STOP & FRISK. HAS NO INTENTION OF EVER VISITING NY EVER AGAIN- UNLESS THEY SQUASH THAT NAZI LAW. Confession Bear
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You're cutting my hours...

WAIT A SEC... YOU'RE CUTTING MY HOURS FROM A 40 HOUR WORK WEEK TO A 30 HOUR WORK WEEK BECAUSE OF OBAMA CARE... AND I'M STILL CONSIDERED A GAINFULLY EMPLOYED AND PROSPERING AMERICAN CITIZEN??? Scumbag Brain
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You actually graduated High School?

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... YOU GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL UNDER THE NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND PROGRAM... AND YOU CAN JUST BARELY READ AND COMPREHEND THE WORDS IN THIS MEME... Futurama Fry
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Is it 2016 yet?

IS IT 2016 YET? IS HE FINALLY OUT OF OFFICE? First World Problems
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Speaking up?

SPEAKING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN IN THIS DAY AND AGE, AGAINST 'THE PARTY LINE'? AAAANNND YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME. Captain Hindsight
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(April 15th, 2015)

MORALLY AND INTELLECTUALLY OBJECT TO BEING FORCED TO PAY FOR OBAMA-SUBJUGATION-CARE... FLAT OUT REFUSED TO SIGN UP FOR IT! EXPECTING MY 2015 TAX REFUND.... AAAAAAAND IT'S GONE. aaaand its gone
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Listen POTUS, Senate, Congress...

HOW ABOUT YOU ALL STFU ABOUT THE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT- AND START TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO CREATE JOBS FOR PEOPLE SO THEY CAN PAY FOR YOUR LAWFULLY INSTILLED
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The Affordable Care Subjugation...

I CAN CHOOSE NOT TO PAY AUTO INSURANCE BY SELLING MY CAR. THUS RENDERING 'AUTO INSURANCE' USELESS TO ME... RIGHT? NOT SO UNDER OBAMA CARE BECAUSE IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO SELL MY BODY. SO MY ONLY CHOICE IS TO STFU AND PAY THE FINE RIGHT? Tough Spongebob
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