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solo bow

NOT SURE IF CONDUCTOR WANTS ME TO STAND FOR A SOLO BOW... OR IF HE'S POINTING TO THE FIRST BASSOONIST. Futurama Fry

retune time

FINISHES A FANTASTIC PERFORMANCE OF FOUR SEASONS. REALIZES THERE'S AN ADDED GROUP OF WIND AND BRASS PLAYERS ON STAGE FOR THE BRAHMS.  REMEMBERS TO TAKE A NEW TUNING NOTE. Good Guy Greg

waiting to tune

REALIZES THERE'S A 20 MINUTE SPEECH BEFORE THE TUNING NOTE IN THE CONCERT. A 442 COMES OUT PERFECT AND STABLE FIRST TRY. Success Kid

dog ate my reeds

OH, I WANTED TO TELL YOU I FOUND YOUR REED BOX.. DELICIOUS.  I FOUND IT DELICIOUS. Insanity puppy

the non english horn

HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR?  ENGLISH HORN, ISN'T ACTUALLY ENGLISH. Slowpoke

false cue

NOT SURE IF CONDUCTOR IS CUEING ME A BAR EARLY, OR EVERYONE IN THE ORCHESTRA SOMEHOW GOT A BAR AHEAD. Futurama Fry

best concert master ever

SEES FIRST OBOIST WALK IN TO REHEARSAL ONLY 10 MINUTES EARLY. REALIZES 5 MINUTES AHEAD OF REHEARSAL IS PLENTY OF TIME TO TUNE.  WAITS PATIENTLY, LETS YOU TEST NOTES, MAKES EYE CONTACT, THEN STANDS UP FOR THE TUNING NOTE. Good Guy Greg

string player advice

OH SO YOU'RE NOT AN OBOIST. PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW I SHOULD SCRAPE MY REED. Condescending Wonka

knife slip

REED KNIFE SLIPS ON SHARPENING STONE AND CUTS OPEN FINGER. IT'S A THUMB SO I CAN PLAY WITH A BANDAID. Success Kid

hard reeds

MY REEDS AREN'T ALWAYS HARD AND EXTREMELY TIRING TO PLAY. BUT WHEN THEY ARE, YOU CAN BET I HAVE AN ALL STRAUSS AND WAGNER CONCERT THAT NIGHT. The Most Interesting Man In The World