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IF I SAVED UP ALL THE MONEY I'VE EVER SPENT ON WEED

IF I SAVED UP ALL THE MONEY I'VE EVER SPENT ON WEED IMAGINE ALL THE WEED I COULD BUY! 10 Guy

Hey I just thought of something

HEY I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING WOULD AIR BE CONSIDERED A BODY PART? 10 Guy

I don't always pay for sex

I DON'T ALWAYS PAY FOR SEX BUT WHEN I DO SHE IS ALWAYS PLEASED WITH MY HUGE TIP The Most Interesting Man In The World

do you ever think about a word...

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT A WORD SO MUCH THAT IT STARTS TO SOUND LIKE IT'S NOT A REAL WORD? AND YOU'RE SAYING THE WORD OVER AND OVER BUT EVERY TIME YOU SAY IT IT SOUNDS EVEN MORE LIKE A MADE UP WORD?  YOU EVER DO THAT?.........YEAH ME TOO 10 Guy

do you ever think about a word so much...

DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT A WORD SO MUCH THAT IT STARTS TO SOUND LIKE IT'S NOT A REAL WORD? AND YOU'RE SAYING THE WORD OVER AND OVER BUT EVERYTIME YOU SAY IT SOUNDS EVEN MORE LIKE A MADEUP WORD? YOU EVER DO THAT?.....YEAH ME TOO 10 Guy

Keep calm??

KEEP CALM?? IF I GET ANY CALMER I'LL BE EXTINCT 10 Guy

what do you call a jazz singing elephant?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A JAZZ SINGING ELEPHANT? ELLA PHANTSGERALD! Lame Pun Coon

This one's gonna work...someday.

YOU MUST BE WEARING STONER PANTS  BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS BLAZIN' 10 Guy

That would work for me!

YOU MUST BE WEARING FARMER PANTS BECAUSE YOUR ASS IS FRESH! Pickup Line Scientist

Feels like hittin' the jackpot

FOUND A BAGGIE IN THE WASH       NOT A SINGLE BUD GOT WET Success Kid