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Is nice for once and gives you a dream about you and your crush romantically getting together. Makes you forget it in de moring.

IS NICE FOR ONCE AND GIVES YOU A DREAM ABOUT YOU AND YOUR CRUSH ROMANTICALLY GETTING TOGETHER. MAKES YOU FORGET IT IN DE MORING. Scumbag Brain

OMFG I REALISED THAT A SECOND AGO

WHAT IS MUSIC IS JUST THE ORGASM NOISES FROM OUR IPODS AND LAPTOPS WHEN WE PLUG OUR HEADPHONES IN, AND WHEN YOU LISTEN MUSIC ON A DEVICE WITHOUT USING HEADPHONES, THE DEVICE IS MASTURBATING. conspiracy keanu

I don't always ask people questions,

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK  PEOPLE QUESTIONS,  BUT WHEN I DO, I FORGET TO LISTEN TO THE ANSWER. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink Ramune fizzy drinks, but when I do...

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK RAMUNE FIZZY DRINKS, BUT WHEN I DO... I NEED A BILLION MOOOREEEEEEEEEEE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Talks to self

TALKS TO SELF... PRETENDING TO BE A YOUTUBER. Forever Alone

Honey, was does 'IDK' mean?

HONEY, WAS DOES 'IDK' MEAN? ... OK THANKS, I'LL ASK SOMEONE ELSE. Grandma finds the Internet

Ofcourse...I didn't need my ovaries anyway...

OFCOURSE... I DIDN'T NEED MY OVARIES ANYWAY... Ridiculously photogenic guy

maths confessions

'THIS TEST WILL ONLY TAKE YOU 5 MINUTES.' CLASS ENDS UP NOT BEING DONE AFTER 50 MINUTES. Unhelpful High School Teacher

Hamster hate

OH, SO YOU WROTE A VERY COMPLICATED POEM ABOUT HANS AND GRETEL FOR THIS ASSIGNMENT, EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE A POEM? STILL, THE GIRL WITH THE CRAPPY HAMSTER-STORY GETS AN PERFECT A, BECAUSE 'IT WAS SO CUTE.' Unhelpful High School Teacher

Oh, so you have suicidal thoughts?

OH, SO YOU HAVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS? LET'S ALL BE VERY POSITIVE AND ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF YOU BY TELLING YOU IT'S THE AGE. Unhelpful High School Teacher