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Realized this after watching Food, Inc.

I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL MOTIVATED TO CHANGE THE WORLD BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S RIGHT AFTER I'VE WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Few things are more attractive than productivity.

THE BEST WAY TO GET A GIRLFRIEND IS TO GET A LIFE Actual Advice Mallard

Works for me, even when I have a ton of work

IF YOU'RE PUSHING OFF A WORK-OUT BECAUSE OF HOMEWORK JUST WORK OUT FIRST. IT'LL CLEAR YOUR MIND AND YOU'LL DO THE HOMEWORK MORE QUICKLY. Actual Advice Mallard

The perk of never listening to FM radio

JUSTIN BIEBER'S BEEN FAMOUS FOR FOUR YEARS STILL ONLY KNOW HIS FIRST TWO HITS Success Kid

Should I be worried?

I'M A GUY AND I FUCKING LOVE SHOES AND MALLS. Confession Bear

To my credit, it seems to work.

WHENEVER MY MOM IS MAD AT ME I TAKE OUR DOG ON AN EXTRA-LONG WALK TO AVOID HER. Confession Bear

I suspect this is why my parents are having marital problems.

BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED MAKE SURE YOUR PARENTING STYLES WILL BE COMPATIBLE. Actual Advice Mallard

Why I wish I lived in Europe

33 ON THE ACT, 700+ ON THREE SAT SUBJECT TESTS, MULTIPLE COMPETITIVE MUSIC GROUPS, GOOD MIND FOR ENGINEERING BUT I'M STILL SCARED TO GO TO COLLEGE BECAUSE OF STUDENT LOAN DEBT Confession Bear

I think I'm onto something

WHAT IF WHEN GIRLS ASK THEIR BOYFIENDS IF THEY LOOK FAT IN AN OUTFIT IT'S REALLY JUST A WAY TO BREAK UP WITH THEM, SINCE NEITHER ANSWER THE GUY CAN GIVE IS A GOOD ONE? conspiracy keanu