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Like I care

OH YOU CALLED ME A FAGGOT SEE HOW MUCH I CARE? Condescending Wonka

I think it's a great idea

WHY DON'T WE TAKE ALL THE PEOPLE THAT ARE ON THE FLOOR AND PUT THEM INTO OUR THEATRE Push it somewhere else Patrick

It's happened too often

CHECKS TO MAKE SURE IT'S STORE COPY THAT YOU PUT IN THE REGISTER CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO BE SAFE Paranoid Parrot

It works!

ALWAYS SMILE WHEN GREETING CUSTOMERS MOST WILL FEEL MORE AT EASE IF YOU ASK THEM IF THEY NEED HELP Actual Advice Mallard

Those customers

OH HEY A CUSTOMER WALKED IN AAAAAAND THEY'RE GONE aaaand its gone

I don't get it

HAVE THE PROMOTION DURING ANY RANDOM MONTH AND NO ONE BLINKS AN EYE HAVE THE SAME PROMOTION ON HOLIDAYS AND EVERYONE GOES WILD Joker Mind Loss

USE IT

CUSTOMERS! Y U NO USE COMMON SENSE Y U No

Grumpy cat

DO IT

ALWAYS STAND NEXT TO A CUSTOMER AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE STORE EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T INTERESTED THEY'LL DEFINITELY TALK TO YOU EVENTUALLY Malicious Advice Mallard

One does not simply

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY