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Formal to Hyde

WHAT WAS THE CHEMICAL THAT CAUSED DR. JECKYLL TO TRANSFORM? FORMAL TO HYDE Lame Pun Coon

oops, caught me!

DID I SAY YOU COULD KEEP YOUR PLAN? I  WAS UNDER DURESS Misc

It is necessary to help others, not only in our prayers, but in our daily lives. Dalai Lama

 IT IS NECESSARY TO HELP OTTERS, NOT ONLY IN OUR PRAYERS, BUT IN OUR DAILY LIVES. THE DALAI LAMA Misc

otters- carol bellamy

AND EACH OF US CAN PRACTICE RIGHTS OURSELVES, TREATING EACH OTTER WITHOUT DISCRIMINATION, RESPECTING EACH OTTER'S DIGNITY AND RIGHTS.  -CAROL BELLAMY Misc

For ashley

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD... BUT WHEN I DO ITS BY THE CARDIGANS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

What do you call it when you kill a comedian, cut him into tiny pieces and flush him down the toilet, yet he leaves a stain in your toilet?

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU KILL A COMEDIAN, CUT HIM INTO TINY PIECES AND FLUSH HIM DOWN THE DRAIN, AND HE LEAVES A STAIN IN YOUR TOILET? GROUCHO MARX Lame Pun Coon

geology, bitch!

WHY DO STALAGMITES HATE STALACTITES? BECAUSE THEY ARE STUCK UP! Lame Pun Coon

Dwight D Hypocrite

Monotheists think they are superior to polythesists...

MONOTHEISTS THINK THEY ARE SUPERIOR TO POLYTHESISTS... YET BLAME THE DEVIL FOR EVIL... HE MUST BE JUST AS POWERFUL AS GOD TO HAVE ANY INFLUENCE ON REALITY... THEREFORE MONOTHEISTS ARE POLYTHEISTS Philosoraptor

history satori

THE EGYPTIAN PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY WITH THEIR DICTATOR AFTER THE REVOLUTION? JUST LIKE RUSSIA, GERMANY, KOREA, IRAN, FRANCE, CHINA... ETC ETC ETC ETC... Sudden Clarity Clarence