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I swear

I SWEAR IT'S GONNA BLOW ALL OVER THE PLACE I SERIOUSLY CANNOT HANDLE FAST FOOD Ordinary Muslim Man

Call her immediately...

IF A GIRL GIVES YOU HER NUMBER, CALL HER IMMEDIATELY. SO YOU CAN SCHEDULE THE NEXT DATE. Malicious Advice Mallard

Want to disconnect but...

I WANT TO SPEND LESS TIME ON MY CELLPHONE AND LAPTOP, BUT THE UNIVERSITY'S BURSARY SYSTEM USES TEXTS AND E-MAIL FOR ITS NOTIFICATIONS. First World Problems

It won't go down well

GET TWO PLUNGERS. ONE FOR THE TOILET, ONE TO HELP FOOD GO DOWN. Foul Bachelor Frog

Deep breaths

IT'S ONLY CHEATING IF SHE'S STILL BREATHING Insanity Wolf

Page per percent

IF IT'S WORTH LESS OF YOUR GRADE THAN THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF PAGES IT'S NOT WORTH GETTING DONE AT ALL. Lazy College Senior

Texting regulations

IF SHE GIVES YOU HER NUMBER, TEXT HER BEFORE YOU LEAVE. THAT WAY, IF HER PHONE DOESN'T RING, YOU'LL KNOW IT'S A FAKE. Actual Advice Mallard

Maybe she could help.

QUADRUPLE FRACTURE? NEED YOUR MOTHER TO KISS IT BETTER OR CAN YOU STOP WINING FOR TEN SECONDS? overly manly man

Facebook Events

I USUALLY JOIN FACEBOOK EVENTS AFTER THEY HAPPENED SO I DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL THE NOTIFICATIONS BUT STILL HAVE PROOF I WAS THERE. Confession Bear