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Getting a new job

OH YOU HAVE A LOT OF AMBITION. FAST FORWARD SIX MONTHS LATER... ANNND IT'S GONE aaaand its gone

Without Fail

WHEN I ITCH MY ASS CRACK  I ALWAYS SMELL MY FINGERS AFTER Misc

Always a relieving moment

NOTICE I DRIVE PAST A COP DOING 35 OVER THE SPEED LIMIT DIDNT PULL ME OVER Success Kid

I've learned this just lately

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR DREAM JOB RIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE YOU'RE GONNA TO HAVE A BAD TIME Super Cool Ski Instructor

To the guy slamming the weights and grunting loudly at the gym even after the trainer told him to stop, responding with that's what the floors are for

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU, YOU LOOK AND SOUND LIKE A DOUCHEY CHIMPANZEE Matrix Morpheus

sigh, always

I DON'T ALWAYS CAPTION A MEME BUT WHEN I DO I THINK IT IS WAY FUNNIER THAN THE INTERNET DOES The Most Interesting Man In The World

What it's like having kids before you are ready

I'M JUST GOING TO HELP YOU REACH YOUR GOALS ANNNND THEY'RE GONE aaaand its gone

I assume this happens to everyone

I DON'T ALWAYS GET STUCK BEHIND A TRUCK ON MY WAY TO WORK BUT WHEN I DO I'M LATE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Every damn time

KNOWS EVERYTHING OFF BY HEART BEFORE THE TEST GOES INTO PANIC MODE AND FORGETS EVERYTHING DURING THE TEST Scumbag Brain

Wonder why we broke up

OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS? I THOUGHT FRIDAY NIGHT WAS