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Now I have to walk in without being noticed.

I WAS RUNNING LATE FOR WORK AND GOT STOPPED AT EVERY RED LIGHT. First World Problems

Maybe they can share it with the rest of us too.

WE SHOULD TAKE ALL THE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS AND GIVE THEIR PAY TO THE FURLOUGHED FEDERAL EMPLOYEES Push it somewhere else Patrick

I hope they're classy.

I LOVE HUNTING FOR GREAT RESTAURANTS TO TAKE MY AMAZING WIFE TO Almost Politically Correct Redneck

Too bad Odysseys don't come in camo.

I LOVE PICKUP TRUCKS LESS THAN I LOVE MINIVANS. (THEY'RE JUST SO DARN ECONOMICAL) Redneck Randal

I don't know, ask Uncle Sam

IF FEDERAL EMPLOYEES CAN WORK WITHOUT GETTING PAID DURING THE SHUTDOWN CAN PEOPLE WITHOUT JOBS STILL COLLECT UNEMPLOYMENT?  Philosoraptor

Tricky shut down decision.

NOT SURE IF I SHOULD GO HOME AND MAYBE GET PAID LATER... OR STILL GO TO WORK NOW AND GET PAID EVENTUALLY. Futurama Fry

Because you're a lousy doctor, that's why.

ALTERNATIVE TO AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE? WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? Futurama Zoidberg

You couldn't just give him one day!

ACCEPTS JOB OFFER ON SEPTEMBER 30TH SO GIRLFRIEND WOULDN'T LEAVE HIM GETS FURLOUGHED OCTOBER 1ST Bad Luck Brian

Please don't.

DID THE GOVERNMENT JUST WALK IN? 'CAUSE I'M READY TO SHUT THIS PARTY DOWN! Pickup Line Scientist

Couldn't be any more scumbaggier.

HAPPY THAT FEDERAL EMPLOYEES ARE WORKING AND NOT GETTING PAID... LIVES ON WELFARE AND DOESN'T WORK. Scumbag Steve