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My funny quickmeme collection

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The minus is always personal

WAS SURPRISED BY HOW WELL WRITTEN AN YOUR ESSAY WAS BUT ONLY GAVE YOU AN 'A-' BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T LIKE YOU Unhelpful High School Teacher

That awkward moment: New Years

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT AFTER NEW YEARS WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED SINCE LAST YEAR  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Diabolical plan

  IF I MAKE MY FRIENDS FATTER     I WILL LOOK THINNER Evil Plotting Raccoon

Socially inept assumptions

SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU LOOK GOOD MIND:

Leaves lights on all day; won't turn light on for you

LEAVES ALL THE LIGHTS IN THE HOUSE ON ALL DAY WON'T LEAVE THE PORCH LIGHT ON FOR YOU AT NIGHT Scumbag Steve

Never touch a woman's belly... period

GOES UP TO A STRANGER AND TOUCHES HER BELLY TO FEEL FOR A BABY TURNS OUT SHE'S NOT PREGNANT Socially Awkward Penguin

Never assume!

ASKS A WOMAN WITH A BELLY BUMP WHEN SHE IS DUE   BUT SHE'S NOT PREGNANT  Socially Awkward Penguin

Falling asleep in public

 FALLING ASLEEP IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE             IN THE MOVIES THEATER           Socially Awkward Penguin

Rich girl problems

I HAVE OVER 20 PAIRS OF SHOES  BUT NONE OF THEM MATCH MY NEW PURSE First World Problems

Business cat means business

SO SMITH, YOUR TELLING ME THOSE REPORTS STILL AREN'T READY AFTER I GAVE YOU A MONTH LONG EXTENSION? YOU GOT TO BE KITTEN ME! Business Cat