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pooping on the neighbours lawn

I JUST WENT AND POOPED ON THE NEIGHBORS LAWN Good Dog Greg

FUNNY PICKUP LINE

YOU TURN MY FLOPPY DISC INTO A HARD DRIVE Pickup Line Scientist

When you're putting away the dishes

PUTTING AWAY DISHES OUT OF THE DISHWASHER AND SEE A GLASS FILLED WITH WATER ON TOP GRAB IT AND FLIP IT OVER LIKE A NINJA WITHOUT GETTING THE REST OF THE GLASS WET Success Kid

pouring drinks

POURS DRINK FOR HIM AND HIS FRIEND GIVES FRIEND THE GLASS WITH MORE IN IT  Good Guy Greg

tough bathroom spongebob

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I FLUSHED THE TOILET BEFORE I STOPPED PEEING Tough Spongebob

transformer pickup line

IF YOU WERE A TRANSFORMER YOU WOULD BE OPTIMUS

Truth about teachers

OH YOU CAN ANSWER MY QUESTION? I'LL JUST WAIT UNTILL EVERYBODY ELSE HAS THEIR HANDS UP AND THEN PICK SOMEBODY ELSE Unhelpful High School Teacher

peeing in the night

PEED ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DIDN'T WAKE ANY BODY ELSE UP Success Kid

Truth about toast

DROPPED MY TOAST JAM SIDE DIDN'T TOUCH THE FLOOR Success Kid

Truth about sun screen

SUNSCREEN? MORE LIKE BITCH LOTION overly manly man