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GETS TEXT FROM BOYFRIEND ON APRIL 1ST SAYING "IT'S OVER" TRIES TO KEEP JOKE GOING BY REPLYING "THANK GOD, I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TO DO THAT"

GETS TEXT FROM BOYFRIEND ON APRIL 1ST SAYING

WAS GOING TO ASK MY MANAGER FOR MORE HOURS DM REQUESTS FOR ME TO HAVE MORE SHIFTS

WAS GOING TO ASK MY MANAGER FOR MORE HOURS DM REQUESTS FOR ME TO HAVE MORE SHIFTS   untitled meme

TELLS YOU IT'S SAFER TO KEEP YOUR BIKE LOCKED UP OUTSIDE THAN IN YOUR DORM ROOM "OH IT WAS STOLEN? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SAFER IN YOUR DORM ROOM"

TELLS YOU IT'S SAFER TO KEEP YOUR BIKE LOCKED UP OUTSIDE THAN IN YOUR DORM ROOM

ALL FOR ONE EXCEPT THE WII U

ALL FOR ONE EXCEPT THE WII U  untitled meme

I STILL GO TO BLOCKBUSTER

I STILL GO TO BLOCKBUSTER  untitled meme

PASSES JOINT TO HIS LEFT HAND

PASSES JOINT TO HIS LEFT HAND  untitled meme

FINALLY GET AN OK FOR ANAL LOSE ERECTION 2 MINUTES IN BECAUSE SHE SAYS IT HURTS

FINALLY GET AN OK FOR ANAL LOSE ERECTION 2 MINUTES IN BECAUSE SHE SAYS IT HURTS  untitled meme

I ENJOY BIOSHOCK

 I ENJOY BIOSHOCK  untitled meme

I CAN TURN YOUR WATER INTO MILK

I CAN TURN YOUR WATER INTO MILK  untitled meme

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DOESN'T ALWAYS CARRY AN EXPENSIVE CAMERA FOR HI-DEF KARMA WHORING PICS?

AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DOESN'T ALWAYS CARRY AN EXPENSIVE CAMERA FOR HI-DEF KARMA WHORING PICS?  untitled meme
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