Success Kid

Stayed at home for 2.5 weeks during holiday break ONLY GAINED 3 POUNDS

Stayed at home for 2.5 weeks during holiday break ONLY GAINED 3 POUNDS  Success Kid

Textbook is in 12th edition professor uses the 7th

Textbook is in 12th edition professor uses the 7th  Success Kid

Wanted to be lazy, wife wanted to work around the house Successfully distracted her with Duck Dynasty marathon

Wanted to be lazy, wife wanted to work around the house Successfully distracted her with Duck Dynasty marathon  Success Kid

GF asked if my friend's bachelor party plan includes a strip club Answered truthfully, She didn't kill me

GF asked if my friend's bachelor party plan includes a strip club Answered truthfully, She didn't kill me  Success Kid

Cooked steak dinnner Girlfriend didnt need A1 sauce

Cooked steak dinnner Girlfriend didnt need A1 sauce  Success Kid

Dropped a glass of water in my room and harmed a book twilight

Dropped a glass of water in my room and harmed a book twilight  Success Kid

goes to dentist, doesn't brush teeth dentist says, "You brushed your teeth before you came, didn't you?"

goes to dentist, doesn't brush teeth dentist says,

Walked into McDonald's 5 days after monopoly ended Got monopoly game pieces with my food

Walked into McDonald's 5 days after monopoly ended  Got monopoly game pieces with my food  Success Kid

Newsfeed is filled with half naked women That I know

Newsfeed is filled with half naked women That I know  Success Kid

New Hairdresser Hotter than my old one

New Hairdresser Hotter than my old one  Success Kid
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