sheltered suburban mom

"I think it's sick how 16 and pregnant glamorizes teen sexuality" "I'm so proud of my little Madison. She and her cheer squad raised a record amount at its annual car wash."

"I can't watch Netflix because you used up all the fucking internet"

"My son is playing too many shooting video games with his friends online, he's on his way to hell" "Just like those non-believing bombers in Boston"

stop wasting your time playing video games hasn't worked since teenage years, spends 60 hours a week gardening with plants husband bought

stop wasting your time playing video games hasn't worked since teenage years, spends 60 hours a week gardening with plants husband bought  sheltered suburban mom

Sends family a group text Every text from now on is mistakenly a group message

Sends family a group text Every text from now on is mistakenly a group message  sheltered suburban mom

"Drugs are ruining this country" Drinks a large cup of coffee & chain smokes throughout the day ending with 3 glasses of wine every night.

COMPLAINS YOU DONT GO OUT OFTEN NEVER LETS YOU GO OUT WHEN YOU ASK HER

COMPLAINS YOU DONT GO OUT OFTEN NEVER LETS YOU GO OUT WHEN YOU ASK HER  sheltered suburban mom

"I don't think they should legalize a mind-altering substance like marijuana" Keeps a variety of flavored vodkas in her cabinet

It's ridiculous that hemp is illegal to grow You can grow it, without smoking it and becoming addicted to marijuana

It's ridiculous that hemp is illegal to grow  You can grow it, without smoking it and becoming addicted to marijuana  sheltered suburban mom

Upset her daughter is dating Cheats on husband with seven black guys at one time

Upset her daughter is dating Cheats on husband with seven black guys at one time  sheltered suburban mom
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