scumbag ceiling fan

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, and Shakes the Ceiling

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, 
and Shakes the Ceiling  scumbag ceiling fan

Hey there Paranoid person! Watch me shake violently back and forth to show you how much I love you!

Hey there Paranoid person! Watch me shake violently back and forth to show you how much I love you!  scumbag ceiling fan

Fucks up everything below it Accumulates layers of dust on top of it

Fucks up everything below it Accumulates layers of dust on top of it  scumbag ceiling fan

oh, you were in 'nam? let me just freak the shit out of you all night.

oh, you were in 'nam? let me just freak the shit out of you all night.  scumbag ceiling fan

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, Wobbles Until it falls off the Ceiling

Has three speeds Useless, Useless, Wobbles Until it falls off the Ceiling   scumbag ceiling fan

Oh you want some air? Ok, I'll serenade you all night long also...clink, clink, clink, clink

Oh you want some air? Ok, I'll serenade you all night long also...clink, clink, clink, clink  scumbag ceiling fan

Spins so fast that it looks like its gonna fall and kill you

Spins so fast that it looks like its gonna fall and kill you  scumbag ceiling fan

oh your trying to sleep? don't mind me, i'll just try and tear myself off the roof

oh your trying to sleep? don't mind me, i'll just try and tear myself off the roof  scumbag ceiling fan

Heat rises blows air from tallest place in your house

Heat rises blows air from tallest place in your house  scumbag ceiling fan

takes hot air that has risen and blows it back down on you

takes hot air that has risen and blows it back down on you  scumbag ceiling fan
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