When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.

When your girlfriend says she is hungry it means she was hungry an hour ago. Stop for food now.  Actual Advice Mallard

sees cute girl from school at hockey game ask her how her first period went

sees cute girl from school at hockey game  ask her how her first period went  Socially Awkward Penguin

When looking through girl's facebook pics i immediately click on any album labeled 'summer'

When looking through girl's facebook pics i immediately click on any album labeled 'summer'  Confession Bear

Rough Draft? Final Draft.

Rough Draft? Final Draft.  Lazy College Senior

Moving to Australia Can already read, write and speak the native language

Moving to Australia Can already read, write and speak the native language  Success Kid

Just gonna crack a joke to my girlfriend on her period AAAAND she's crying

Just gonna crack a joke to my girlfriend on her period AAAAND she's crying  aaaand its gone

I noticed you buy your puzzles secondhand i too like to live dangerously

I noticed you buy your puzzles secondhand i too like to live dangerously  Dangerously - Austin Powers

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me  Bad Joke Eel

Went out drinking until 4am last night, work at 9 clients for the day recognized me as that cool guy they met at the bar last night

Went out drinking until 4am last night, work at 9 clients for the day recognized me as that cool guy they met at the bar last night  Success Kid

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money

If someone borrows 20 dollars from you and you never see them again it was probably worth the money  Actual Advice Mallard