never want jury duty again? just commit a felony.

never want jury duty again?
 just commit a felony.  Malicious Advice Mallard

Sat next to samuel jackson on a plane resisted the urge to make a snakes on a plane joke

Sat next to samuel jackson on a plane resisted the urge to make a snakes on a plane joke  Success Kid

Welcome to the South Where you can be called "sweetheart" and "bitch" in the Same sentence

Welcome to the South Where you can be called

comes to class late, talks back to teachers, fucks around and doesn't work in class says the teachers are out to get him

comes to class late, talks back to teachers, fucks around and doesn't work in class says the teachers are out to get him  Scumbag Steve

Are people who love the Die Hard movies Die hard die hard fans?

Are people who love the Die Hard movies Die hard die hard fans?  Philosoraptor

Guess what I'm giving you for easter MY eggs

Guess what I'm giving you for easter MY eggs  Overly Attached Girlfriend

"Humans weren't meant to eat meat." Allergic to gluten.

Just going to press snooze one more time Aaaaand it's noon.

Just going to press snooze one more time Aaaaand it's noon.  aaaand its gone

friend steals phone and sends "I'm breaking up with you" to my girlfriend I take the phone back "Lol didnt mean to send that to you"

friend steals phone and sends

Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life

Texting hot girl Wait 2 minutes before answering to seem like you have a life  Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin