Sees you sweeping throws trash on the floor

Sees you sweeping throws trash on the floor  Scumbag Steve

If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver

If you find a lost drivers license, you can drop it in any mailbox as is The postal service will take it back to the driver  Actual Advice Mallard

I'm so tired after our weeklong vacation in the bahamas

I'm so tired after our weeklong vacation in the bahamas  First World Problems

After I began dating a guy my roommate was in love with, she told everyone I had herpes I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie

After I began dating a guy my roommate was in love with, she told everyone I had herpes I put nair in her shampoo and watched her silky blonde locks become something out of a horror movie  Confession Bear

Sees you're sunburnt slaps you

Sees you're sunburnt slaps you  Scumbag Steve

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored

Shows up at your house unanounced Complains that he's bored  Scumbag Steve

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does

re-read books and re-watch movies at diferent times in your life the stories don't change, but your perspective does  Actual Advice Mallard

What do you call a LAN Party in Australia? The LAN Down Under

What do you call a LAN Party in Australia? The LAN Down Under  Bad Joke Eel

I tell everyone I'm texting that I'm going to sleep, I stay up 3-4 more hours playing video games.

I tell everyone I'm texting that I'm going to sleep, I stay up 3-4 more hours playing video games.  Confession Bear

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is

Why do orphans make terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is  Bad Joke Eel