received an email from an actual human being

received an email from an actual human being  Success Kid

SLANG is slang for Shortened Language

SLANG is slang for
 Shortened Language  Sudden Clarity Clarence

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done until i was already a man.

You merely adopted Procrastination. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't get anything done  until i was already a man.  Angry Bane

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over

I don't always call someone but when I do, I walk around in the house in the same repetitive pattern until the call is over  The Most Interesting Man In The World

The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet

The word 'Alphabet' is just the first two letters of the greek alphabet  Sudden Clarity Clarence

*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination* My brain just drove my car on autopilot.

*daydreams whilst driving* *arrives at destination*
 My brain just drove my car on autopilot.  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over  Bad Luck Brian

I want to watch a movie But I don't want to stop listening to my music

I want to watch a movie  But I don't want to stop listening to my music  First World Problems

shot glasses? you mean sippy cups?

shot glasses?  you mean sippy cups?  overly manly man

Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party

Now that I found this weed I'm going to go grab a 40 ounce bottle of roundup and see if I can't kill it before my daughter's garden party  Successful Black Man