YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

YOU CAN BE THE MOST ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IN THE WORLD BUT IF YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES, I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.   Confession Bear

posts ad to craigslist removes it when item is sold

posts ad to craigslist removes it when item is sold  Misc

my facebook friends post lame shit and i can't downvote them

my facebook friends post lame shit and i can't downvote them  First World Problems

What size would you like your cherry slush? "Peanut butter"

What size would you like your cherry slush?

Not sure if catching cute girl looking at me Or cute girl catching me looking at her

Not sure if catching cute girl looking at me Or cute girl catching me looking at her  Futurama Fry

She put a little smiley face on my receipt So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious

She put a little smiley  face on my receipt  So I guess you can say things are getting pretty serious  Things are getting pretty serious

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron

Hey, I think your phone just buzzed in your pocket! just kidding, your phone isn't even in your pocket you fucking moron  Scumbag Brain

Not sure if life is getting better Or the amount of fuck i give is decreasing

Not sure if life is getting better Or the amount of fuck i give is decreasing  Futurama Fry

My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could

My wife and I own and run our own business I would fire her in a heartbeat if I could  Confession Bear

meeting a foreign person for the first time? imitate their accent when talking to them. they'll feel more at home.

meeting a foreign person for the first time? imitate their accent when talking to them.  they'll feel more at home.  Malicious Advice Mallard