Hey man, I spent all night making this beautiful web for you nah that's fine, I didn't like it anyway

Hey man, I spent all night making this beautiful web for you nah that's fine, I didn't like it anyway  Misunderstood Spider

when women are talking to you about their problems they're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and sympathize

when women are talking to you about their problems they're likely not looking for answers, they just want you to listen and sympathize  Actual Advice Mallard

Tall people are aware that they are tall They dont need to be reminded every time you see them

Tall people are aware that they are tall They dont need to be reminded every time you see them  Actual Advice Mallard

End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating

End your showers with increasingly cold water It closes your clean pores, stops your sweating from hot water, and is invigorating   Actual Advice Mallard

if you forget to get on reddit for a day just check out facebook 3 days later for all the posts you missed

if you forget to get on reddit for a day just check out facebook 3 days later for all the posts you missed  Actual Advice Mallard

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go

Sleeping on a journey is like, teleporting to where ever you want to go  10 Guy

Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies

Buy honey made by local bees from a local farmers market The honey made from local flowers will boost your immune system from seasonal allergies  Actual Advice Mallard

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great

Yeah, if you could stop putting car horn sounds in radio commercials That'd be great  Office Space Lumbergh

Boomerangs are just Frisbees for lonely people

Boomerangs are just
 Frisbees for lonely people  Sudden Clarity Clarence

while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision

while driving assume everyone is stupid and will make a terrible decision  Actual Advice Mallard