Cable guy supposed to be here between 8 and 12 Here at 8:01

Cable guy supposed to be here between 8 and 12 Here at 8:01  Success Kid

I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight.

I was in charge of making T-shirts for a school club I purposely made all of the girl's shirts 1 size smaller so they'd fit nice and tight.  Confession Bear

Had a dream i was peeing Didn't wet the bed

Had a dream i was peeing Didn't wet the bed  Success Kid

Not sure if going to war with North Korea is self-defense Or beating up the special needs kid because he was talking shit

Not sure if going to war with North Korea is self-defense Or beating up the special needs kid because he was talking shit  Futurama Fry

Does the worlds worst jobs teaches people to respect the people who have to deal with those jobs every day

Does the worlds worst jobs teaches people to respect the people who have to deal with those jobs every day  Good Guy Mike Rowe

Is adopted and comes out of the closet gets put back up for adoption

Is adopted and comes out of the closet gets put back up for adoption  Bad Luck Brian

Made it through work today with more than 20% battery life

Made it through work today with more than 20% battery life  Success Kid

I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape

I want to keep america fat because it increases my value as someone who is in shape  Confession Bear

North Korea didn't blow up my house Today was a good day

North Korea didn't blow up my house Today was a good day  today was a good day

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs

Shows up to your apartment uninvited Texts people to come over so he can sell them drugs  Scumbag Steve