Greetings Yahweh! I am uber-god. you didn't know about me. you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!

Greetings Yahweh!
I am uber-god. you didn't know about me.
you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit! - Greetings Yahweh!
I am uber-god. you didn't know about me.
you will be judged concerning how fair and loving you have been toward those you have created. holy shit!  Advice God

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Gives you cancer gets praised when doctors cure you

Gives you cancer gets praised when doctors cure you

creates sandbox game with complex physics and sophisticated AI killing spree lol

creates sandbox game with complex physics and sophisticated AI killing spree lol

"I am the bread of life" creates glueten intolerance

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen

video recorders are invented no more miracles happen

CREATE MAN IN MY IMAGE OMG foreskin! EEWWWW Gross! Cut it off!

CREATE MAN IN MY IMAGE OMG foreskin! EEWWWW Gross! Cut it off!

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive LOL jk

If you need anything just pray and you'll receive  LOL jk

Why the fuck are people killing others in my name? That's like the first thing I told you not to do!

Why the fuck are people killing others in my name? That's like the first thing I told you not to do!

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me

Blood pouring out of vagina Increased sex drive

Blood pouring out of 
vagina Increased sex drive
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