Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.

Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. - Create a reality in which it is logically impossible to be both all-knowing and all-powerful. Claim to be both all-knowing and all-powerful.  Advice God

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Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain

Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain

Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual

Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual

"go forth and procreate" lust is a sin and so is premarital sex

Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control

Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control

everything is part of a divine plan sends rapists to hell for following plan

everything is part of a divine plan sends rapists to hell for following plan

Insists on celibacy Has sex with unmarried virgin

Insists on celibacy Has sex with unmarried virgin

Start human race with incest Incest is a sin

Start human race with incest Incest is a sin

Create animals organize them into families to prove evolution

Create animals organize them into families to prove evolution

infinitely intelligent pleased with mindless rituals

infinitely intelligent pleased with mindless rituals

make you follow my son grant him the ability to walk on water

make you follow my son grant him the ability to walk on water
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