What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint - What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint  Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses

Knock Knock.  Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead

Why can't the t-rex clap? because he is dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble

Yo mama's so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their relationship is in trouble

a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart

a man walks into a bar and slowly alcoholism tears his family apart

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.

Why did i cross the road? i don't have the cognitive capacity to reason, therefore it was random.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 how many does he have? Diabetes. john has diabetes.

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What's green and has two wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.

what's better than winning gold in the special olympics? not being retarded.
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