Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.

Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure. - Your mom is so fat she had a cardiac arrest due to her increased blood pressure.  Anti-Joke Chicken

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in soviet russa you drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it. Just like in america

in soviet russa you drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it. Just like in america

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah enter a bar They could not agree on the fundamental nature of god so they agreed to disagree

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah enter a bar They could not agree on the fundamental nature of god so they agreed to disagree

A Rabbi, A Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar and proceed to save souls

A Rabbi, A Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar and proceed to save souls

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, you're under arrest

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, 
you're under arrest

So a guy walks up to his son and tells hims "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you're going to go blind!" The son says, "That's never been scientifically proven."

So a guy walks up to his son and tells hims

Yo Mamas so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their marriage is in trouble.

Yo Mamas so fat Your father no longer finds her attractive and now their marriage is in trouble.

A guy walks into a bar... He has a family of four and drinking problem.

A guy walks into a bar... He has a family of four and drinking problem.

Two Jews walk into a bar they dont order anything because they keep kosher

Two Jews walk into a bar they dont order anything because they keep kosher

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" "I have AIDS"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water You shouldn't call him anything. he needs help!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water You shouldn't call him anything. he needs help!
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