for the last time, sir, my name is Wellington. not "here, kitty kitty"

for the last time, sir, my name is Wellington. not

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worked hard, made it to the top now I can't get down

worked hard, made it to the top now I can't get down

You're hanging on to your job by a shoelace. Good man. I love that fucking shoelace.

You're hanging on to your job by a shoelace. Good man.  I love that fucking shoelace.

milk is for closers

milk is for closers

Cat in a hat? It must be casual Friday.

Cat in a hat? It must be casual Friday.

more than one way to skin a cat? you're fucking fired.

more than one way to skin a cat? you're fucking fired.

SEC is here? I'm no flea collar criminal

SEC is here? I'm no flea collar criminal

Johnson, I'm going to need to get out of here early today Immediately Comes Back In

Johnson, I'm going to need to get out of here early today Immediately Comes Back In

get off of that mouse johnson remember the non-compete claws

get off of that mouse johnson remember the non-compete claws

I'll write the report myself. ttttttttttttttjjjjjjjjjjjjjggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjffffffffffffffff

I'll write the report
myself. ttttttttttttttjjjjjjjjjjjjjggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjjjjjjjjffffffffffffffff

Yells at you for browsing reddit. Sleeps all day.

Yells at you for browsing reddit. Sleeps all day.
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