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Forgets to fuse tectonic plates together takes credit for saving people from earthquake
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Promises 72 virgins after death. Sends you to eternal Dungeons & Dragons tournament.
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Hates Heathen Northern Liberals Sends Natural Disasters to Southern Conservatives
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I love you obey me or I'll torture you forever
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I JUST KILLED YOUR WIFE AND KIDS IN A CAR ACCIDENT... CAUZ I GOT BIG PLANS FOR YA BRA.
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Mary? Lol, brah I wrecked that chick
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