What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed

What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm  The sock under my bed
 - What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm  The sock under my bed
  Foul Bachelor Frog

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New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow

New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow

wake up and mouth tastes disgusting drink beer to get rid of it

wake up and mouth tastes disgusting drink beer to get rid of it

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer

Teeth feel dirty scrapes them with fingernails

Teeth feel dirty scrapes them with fingernails

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet

empty snack bag next to my computer desk new garbage bin

empty snack bag next to my computer desk new garbage bin

Orders a Pizza for dinner Tears pizza box to make a paper plate

Orders a Pizza for dinner Tears pizza box to make a paper plate
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