99,693 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,020 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,284 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,111 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
23,613 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
76,895 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,111 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
178,561 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
88,650 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,244 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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